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GUYS.
ACTUALLY READ THE STORY ON THIS ONE.
IT’S LEGIT AND HILARIOUS.

Is he related to you? Cause I feel like he might be.

No, but my family used to go camping on that river ALL THE TIME when I was growing up so i probably absorbed it via exposure.