- diverse school is diverse! normal kids are normal!
- this movie is funny as hell
- they’re all actually teenagers or damned close(!)
- peter is an actual awkward ass kid —in and out of the suit
- michael keaton is excellent
- great soundtrack
- super neat web-flinging action sequences
- tom holland acts his ass off i am so blown away by him
- ned is the perfect wing man and will have you rolling
- there’s an actual twist! !!
- hysterical supporting roles as played by hannibal burress and donald glover
- the big school bully is the way they often are in real life—extremely educated, average-looking, and a total jackass
- cap’s cameo(s)
- liz is not another storybook high school crush—she’s beautiful and smart and lovely and not vilified by any other characters
- zendaya is politically correct and salty and amazing
- tony stark and co. are in it just enough without stealing the show
- aunt may is hip and cool
- we are reminded of peter’s vulnerability and strength every step of the way
- “suit lady” and all the suit’s bonus features
- some very direct socio-political commentary
- probably one of the best ending lines ever written
- people were c a c k l i n g
- the bottom line: this is the spidey we’ve started to see in the previous franchises come to fruition: un-glorified, imperfect, and eager to help others
- go see this movie and smile your ass off