rosegoldpipercy:

herecomesthepun:

rosegoldpipercy:

ok so i take these classes w a bunch of showoffs who do a lot ofparkour/tricking/gymnastics/acrobatic-style bullshit and i genuinely believe Percy would do half this shit as well as other demigods so here is this fuckery

• Percy has a natural affinity for it
• by affinity i mean the water god in him makes things easier to jump/scale like it would be in a pool bc buoyancy science shit
• so he can get pretty good air without a spring floor
• but CHB has one bc u cant tell me Chiron would say it is useless (it isn’t. that shit makes u strong)
• Percy could do a standing front tuck since he was 13
• boy did arials and arabians like it was NOTHING
• he goes back to high school n in the middle of gym some dipshit is goin hard and Percy just does a fuckin webster and chucks the dodgeball at him, pointing as him as his team lOSES THEIR SHIT
• nobody knew Percy could do that
• panties dropped, dicks were hard
• boy does layout variations of stuff
• his senior prank is getting a bunch of gymnast friends and just doing shit down the hallways
• roundoff back handsprings
• full outs
• Percy one time does a back tuck off of lockers because a guy said he wouldn’t and Percy doesn’t play with that shit
• nobody saw Annabeth do any until she busts into English doing back handsprings around the room because fuck you this is Annabeth Chase

feel free to add

• Percy is the king of being Extra
• let’s be real he’d probably do a handless aerial in battle just because he could
• only when he can though one time he tried to cartwheel in front of a emplousa too piss her off and she nearly cut his arm off because was like “do you really think I’m gonna wait a solid ten seconds for you to finish jumping around so I can kill you please”
• annabeth is massively the same
• but more loving
• she’ll grab his leg and throw him down to the ground during practice and pat his head when he complains that it was one of his better ones because while they may be dating Annabeth has no time for fooling around
• s k a t e b o a r d i n g
• no but imagine Percy who can skate and he can do all these fancy tricks
• he’ll skate down handrails because he just can and everyone will be like whoa
• Annabeth will say she’s not impressed but really of course she is
• he’d be amazing
• he’d probably do all these amazing tricks to show off but he can do them well
• Jason would be deceased
• actually everyone would be deceased who wouldn’t

– Percy tiding his skateboard but in a handstand for shits and giggles

– Annabeth has racked up three detentions in one semester for just fucking vaulting over a teacher

– “Teachers don’t like that” “I’ll do aerials around their desks then” “Annabeth do roundoffs, they get scared when you don’t use your hands” “Good. let them”

– Homecoming halftime is Annabeth and Percy bounding onto the field, just doing shit because they can.

– Annabeth launches a tshirt canon into the crowd directly after landing a backflip

– yes, she was holding the tshirt canon during the flip

– Percy doesnt even take his gum out of his mouth for websters

– Annabeth once said “Fuck you” and back handspringed out of the girl’s bathroom with a rebound that had like three feet of air