demonkittyhawk:

spiderine:

tielan:

reconditarmonia:

lannamichaels:

rhube:

bastardlybrendan:

fuckingrecipes:

facts-i-just-made-up:

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

Mr. Fox, sir, I won’t do it. I can’t say it. I won’t chew it.

Thank you W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan for my ability to cold-read this at high speed

DED OF LAFF

*standing ovation*

@sounddesignerjeans