me, trying to write a fic: ok, so like… what’s the timeline for this movie?
wiki: well first [this] happens and then it leads into [this] event and-
me: no, no, no.. I mean days of the week. how much time passed in between [this] event and *this* event? did they sit and wait a few hours? was there an overnight stay? they’re wearing different clothes, so how much time has passed? I need accuracy, man
wiki: *sweats*