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lesbiangeorgiamartin:

Bitty: As your trophy husband,
Jack: Excuse me, I’m clearly the trophy husband in this relationship.
[3 hours of bickering ensue]

Lardo: So who’s the reacher and who’s the settler in the relationship?
Jack & Bitty simultaneously: I’m the reacher.
Jack & Bitty: ……
[3 more hours of bickering ensue]