mbti types as people I’ve met

aesthetically-pleasing-mbti:

entp:

• probably invented multitasking
  
• really awkward social butterfly
  
• the kind of person that watches 10 series at the same fucking time
  
• cute nerd
  
• can be suprisingly stubborn
  

isfj:

• either a hufflepuff or a slytherin
  
• *has cheated on a test once and never did it again because they felt so bad about it* 
  
• phlegmatic
  
• so many gay ships
  
• you know you fucked up when they’re really angry at you
  

estp:

• the most chill person you’ll ever meet
• looks flawless even when they’re not trying
• “I am the best” – they’re goddamn right
• softie on the inside
• basically Tony Stark

infj:

• pretty awkward for someone with auxiliary fe
• kind of bitter and done with life
• intense stare
• they go from “nice to meet you” to “your parents were abusive which resulted in you having no confidence in your abilities” real fast
• they have more secrets than I have daily thoughts about killing myself and that is impressive

intp:

• more intelligent than most people give them credit for
• actual sinnamon roll
• you’re dead the second they start scheming against you
• they secretly crave affection
• likes to tease their friends

estj:

• damn they really do like screaming at other people when they’re pissed
• really good at telling stories
• even better at organizing parties
• genuinely wants to help you
• don’t really give a fuck about rules

esfj:

• pretty shy at first
• have a hard time with reserved people
• a bitch for gossip
• respected by most people, even the ones who dislike them
• stubborn as shit

entj:

• it doesn’t matter what you’re good at, there’s always an entj who’s better at it
• the mentor who doesn’t die
• they will crush you if you cross a line
• pretty laidback and chill actually
• as stable as a rock

istj:

• aren’t appreciated enough
• they all have that secret inner Eddard Stark inside them
• loyal to a fault
• cinnamon roll
• tough love
  

enfj:

• charismatic af
• they will tell you about their whole life in a subtle way even when though you did not ask
• kind of clingy if they like you
• loves going to parties
• always perceptive about everyone but themselves

infp:

• social justice warrior
• kind of self destructive
• full of love and hatred at the same time
• they need to chill
• “animals are better than people”
  

istp:

• weird main character
• probably smokes weed
• that person who comes up with a plan that makes no sense whatsoever
• I question their sanity every once in a while
• deep and philosophical

isfp:

• lowkey badass
• probably artistic or good in sports
• would probably punch you if you’re an asshole
• Fi doms generally need to chill tbh
• means well but handles stuff the wrong way sometimes

esfp:

• can be so troublesome if unhealthy
• ”I will do what I want, mom!”
• always played outside as a kid
• probably feels like the world treated them the wrong way
• kinda hot though?

intj:

• aren’t interested in many things, but when they are, then they’re really passionate about it
• world domination is an actual goal
• “I don’t need to feel in order to understand”
• they will judge you for every irrational thing you do
• sighs about your stupidity, but helps you anyway

enfp:

• argued with their teacher at least once
• sassy and funny
• don’t know what to do with their life
• can lash out on their loved ones if hurt
• good at making friends