bmwiid:

a friend of mine won a raffle at work

her and another boy at work

won tickets for the rugby tonight in the hospitality lounge

she’s just posted a post about how she’s just met met Princess Anne

it made me think of zimbits

• Bitty won tickets to go to a falcs game in the nice box
• totally random
• and he’s DYING
• because thats ALICIA ZIMMERMAN
• and he’s with Lardo
• who is being super chill and keeping him from puking
• and for some reason, he gets into a heated argument over pie with some celebrity tv chef he dislikes over their insistence that it always has to be the bEST stuff
• and he’s like
• screw you, do you know how much it costs? to be good? and get good things? I live in a FRAT HOUSE you pompous ass and I bet I could bake circles around you with one hand tied behind my back AND a murder stop and shop run
• and Bob is like.
• this
• this is the one
• I want this one.
• Alicia.
• Please
• and shes pepper potts
• No
• But Jack will love him, I know it!!
• No
• Please!!
• No.
• *Don’t even pull that elitist crap with me, I learned how to cook like generation before me at the KNEE OF MY MOTHER and I don’t need to go all the way to FRANCE to know that you don’t freeze the damn butter*
• Alicia is like… well shit. Bobs got heart eyes, no one is watching the hockey and everyone misses Jack getting the winning goal because Lardo has started filming it
• so jacks a lil pissed with bitty
• bitty is soaring on righteous fury
• Bob is trying to convince Lardo he needs a copy of this video
• and Alicia is wondering if she can spin this into a cooking show for her new network
• (she can. Bitty hosts a bargain bin / student budget cooking show that is a HUGE hit because he’s super passive agressive about EVERYTHING he uses)
• *If, like MOST OF AMERICA you live in a place where hand picked olives from Tuscany are not on sale, then store bought is FINE*
• 50 uses for hot sauce your housemates got while couponing without your guidance.
• how to make a three course meal for your girlfriend when you can’t cook and you promised her before checking that the oven was even working CHRIS CHOW, using a toaster, a microwave and an inventive use of the spin setting on your washer.
• when giant canadian hockey butts slander your FOUR TIME COUNTY FAIR WINNING MAPLE CRUSTED PIES and you have to PROVE THEM WRONG. for beginners!
• *bright smile*
• When Hockey Butt uses the last of the milk and you’re about to go live on air.
• when HB admits that he’s not feeling so great and you need to make your mamma’s chicken soup but can’t afford chicken
• when you are at your wits end because a cute HB is coming over for dinner and you had class all morning and didn’t have time to prep all the food – meet my sous chef Dex!
• The meal that I served to HB’s parents! First meeting food for the soul – the budget will shock you!
• and people are like
• is this the same HB? who was a dick?
• and now they are dating?!