John Egbert
Beat up an 11 year old for drawing bad yaoi of his friends.
Rose Lalonde
She told her friend to go find a treasure that was actually a bomb.
Dave Strider
Took him like 3 years to listen to his sister’s predictions about how gay he is.
Jade Harley
She’s a furry.
Jane Crocker
She said she was gonna turn the Crockercorp logo back into a spoon but she made it a spork. Whats the truth?
Roxy Lalonde
Has done no wrong.
Dirk Strider
Anime isn’t real you idiot.
Jake English
Booty shorts with a tuxedo.