short callout posts for the kids

miss-serket:

John Egbert

Beat up an 11 year old for drawing bad yaoi of his friends.

Rose Lalonde

She told her friend to go find a treasure that was actually a bomb.

Dave Strider

Took him like 3 years to listen to his sister’s predictions about how gay he is.

Jade Harley

She’s a furry.

Jane Crocker

She said she was gonna turn the Crockercorp logo back into a spoon but she made it a spork. Whats the truth?

Roxy Lalonde 

Has done no wrong.

Dirk Strider

Anime isn’t real you idiot.

Jake English

Booty shorts with a tuxedo. 

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