Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
Voiceover of Robin: Go get him, Bruce! He’s getting away
Voiceover of Scarecrow: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Voiceover of Batman: [Humming the Batman theme]
Scarecrow: Oh yeah sure, mom and dad, I’ll go to school and become a Psychiatrist. Now look at me, I’m a fucking Scarecrow and I’m running away from a guy dressed as a bat! I should have just specialized in dance like I wanted to! [breathing heavily] Oh this looks good. Oh, Batman never goes in alleyways!
Batman: [still humming] That’s enough, you’re going to jail.
Scarecrow: Well guess who’s gonna visit me in jail, Batman. [dramatic pause] My parents.
[thunder cracks]
Batman: What, parents??!
[storm intensifies]
Robin: Bruce?!
Scarecrow: [running away] Dead parents, hahaha!
Robin: [gasps] You let him get away??
Batman: [starts sobbing]
Robin: Oh my god, are you crying?
Batman: [still sobbing] No, it’s just raining! [runs away]