itsybittle:

nomorelonelydays:

nomorelonelydays:

Bob: Sweetheart would you leave me for Harrison Ford
Alicia: Yea would u
Bob: ya just checking that we’re on the same page
Jack: could you not text this in the family group chat
Bob: no

Bob: Eric, would you ever consider leaving Jack for Harrison Ford
Bitty: no??
Bob: Oh
Bob: Really?
Bob: Are you sure
Bitty: Yes I’m sure
Jack: can you please leave my husband alone

Bitty: I can’t think of any celebrity I’d leave him for
Bitty: I mean, he was already my celebrity crush!
Jack: That’s nice but a lie, you would leave me for Beyoncé

Bitty: …it’d be completely platonic