I BKAME YOU PEOPLE! I wake up at 3:00 am and for no apparent reason my brain wants to go through Henry8’s wives. But what happens?? I remember all 3 Catherine’s and both Anne’s but the third wife’s name escapes me! What the hell is her name?? And my phone is across the room so to look it up would require me getting out of bed. Why can’t I remember her name? I’m going through her entire bio in my head but can’t think of her damn name. So finally I get out of bed to look up stupid Jane Seymour! YOU PEOPLE DID THIS TO ME!!!

7am text from my mother

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