He keeps trying to subtly steal Bitty’s wallet from his back pocket to check his driver’s license but inevitably they end up having sex anytime he touches the butt.
He knows it isn’t Richard because that’s his middle name, but for a while he wasn’t 100% sure.
He got desperate enough to try facebook but Bitty had his name there changed to Bitty, and then he ended up spending two hours commenting on all of Bitty’s posts with chirps, so that wasn’t helpful at all and Bitty called him to yell at him to quote ‘let me live’ unquote.
I mean, obviously it is his fault for letting it get to this point, but the wedding is next week and he’s pretty sure he can’t get married without knowing the name of his fiance.
He has cleared time from his schedule and he is going to visit Samwell this week to get into the student personal files. Surely he will find the answers then.
So headcanon that Jack doesn’t know bitty’s first name & at this point in the relationship, it’s too late to ask
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