the only downside of the sudden uptick in attention to star wars episode VIII is that it has forced me to confront the fact that i have so deeply associated VIII with henry the eighth of england that it makes me reflexively angry on behalf of all six of his wives, and i shouldn’t be angry because it’s goddamn star wars and yet… the VIII haunts me…
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- although the guy she actually liked was a child molesting douchecanoe
- AND THE LAST ONE HAD TO MARRY HIM INSTEAD OF THE GUY SHE LIKED
- and then has another FIVE WIVES IN LESS THAN THAT
- ANOTHER IS DIVORCED BECAUSE SHE UGLY
- BUT YOU CAN'T IMPEACH HIM AND HE CAN KILL YOU WITH NO CAUSE
- he married a woman YOUNGER THAN HIS ELDEST DAUGHTER BY 5 YEARS
- HE'S LIKE DONALD TRUMP
- he's married to kat of aragon for like 20 years! 20 goddamn years!
- honestly fuck henry VIII and everything he ever stood for
- i have my keystone open in another tab
- i just get so mad at henry VIII like jesus christ dude calm down a little
- i should stop procrastinating and go back to my keystone
- i'm not proud
- KILLS TWO OF THEM FOR INFIDELITY
- ONE OF THEM DIES IN CHILDBIRTH
- so clearly the last one had some taste issues but like
- the same amount racist tho the renaissance english were a xenophobic people
- the worst thing! is that he goes through five of those wives in like ten or fifteen years
- whatever
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