devilady100:

nomorelonelydays:

nomorelonelydays:

where is my very soft time traveling fic featuring zimbits where they meet their grown-up selves with 2.5 kids via stanley cup magic just so I can read a scene like this:

Shitty (coming downstairs to kitchen for breakfast): oh hey Bob. I didn’t know you were visiting us. Nice flow, when’d you get it? Who’s the cute blonde dad behind you?  Also why are there children in the haus–
Older Jack (juggling his toddler, who is playing with his hair): …I’m Jack.
Shitty: haha okay–(focuses on Jack’s face, spits out coffee)–holy–

who is going to write this so i can read another scene with Older Bitty meeting Younger Jack and telling his husband, “Oh, honey, look at you! Jack, sweetheart, you’re practically a baby! Can you believe I fell in love with this face 15 years ago? Gosh, it’s been so long.” and Younger Jack is just like….oh God Dad Bitty is hot what do i do while Older Jack kind of narrows his eyes at his younger self in a way that’s obviously saying ‘dont even think about touching my husband’ but then he’s like wait, Younger Jack is still technically himself so now he’s just confused

Younger Bitty meeting his older self and family and thinks the Hans is playing a huge joke cus hes like??? Jacks straght??? Right??? And older Bitty just like handing over their younest son/daughter into younger Bittys arms and just whispering in younger Bittys ear “No, no Dicky, no, no” just like what their Mama used to say to them when they where about to do or say something wrong, and younger Bitty just looking at the bundle of joy in his arms and going… “we gonna have like 4 of these right?” And older Bitty is just like “and 3 dogs plus a bunny and 2 cats, thinking about a bird next” and they just hit it off as the best of friends.

Older Jack: “We only talked about the bird last week Bits… and 4?” *enter nervous Jack already juggling 2 toddler in arms*

Younger Jack: *internally screaming for sooo many reasons* *Externally- cant. Stop. Looking. At. Bitty. Like. What? And, Please.*

And then like Older Jack and Younger Jack have like a moment to themselves and Older Jack just turns to Younger and all he says is “Im so damn happy.” And younger Jack is just FLOORED cus like he hasn’t seen himself smile like that in YEARS. And just Jack and Jack HAVING A MOMENT. (Untill 2 crazy happy toddlers wanna play horsey and Older Jack is just like “you need practice, here”)

Chowder would be so excited becuse his hockey Dad and Hockey mom got together and have given him siblings!!!! and Dex and Nursey following Chowder cus hey? Dex gets to have sibling when they’re still at that wounderful, non-annoying age plus his Hockey parents are happy so he’s happy. Then Nursey is just! So unchill cus he finally HAS SIBLING and there cute and amazing and “Dex i want some too, Plz” before running off to be the best big brother anyone could have. Leaving Dex red and hart pounding in the dust to be taken care of by 2 very knowing Bittys.

Lardo would walk into the room and become the BEST AUNTIE EVER with out so much as blink. “Jack, fatherhood got you good man, glad to see the lagacy lives” then just turning to the two Bittys “i need to make art for this moment”

Ransom and Holster would be so disappointed in themselves cus HOW DID THEY NOT SEE THIS COMING??? I had EXCEL on my side Holster!! And it lead me s o wrong!. Yeah dro i know but its ok, i got this, we’ll be ok. *Que Dramatic Bro Hug and Confort*

And then there was Shitty. “IM A GODFATHER RIGHT?? I SHALL ACCEPT FUCKING NOTHING LESS FROM YOU GLORIOUS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FAMILY”

“SHITTY LANGUAGE”