I was thinking of AUs for CP and I can’t stop laughing at the “first things you say to each other are tattooed on their body” soulmates au. Jack would have “Hey y’all” or something else super southern on him. (When he was born, Bad Bod was like “It’s English…I think.”) And Bitty! He’d have something like “Stay focused, Bittle.” OR GOD FORBID “Bittle, eat more protein.” Like can u imagine growing up with that on your body. “Your soulmate sounds like a real charmer Eric.” I’m actually crying, imagining this.
But what if the first thing Jack says is something in French under his breath and its like “holy shit he’s gorgeous” or if you want something more funny “Fuck me in the ass” because just imagine that written in French on bitty
Now all I can picture is Bitty poor mama looking up what her little boy’s soulmate says to him and looking absolutely scandalized.
“Dicky honey did you ever look up what your French soul mate mark meant ?”
“No mamma I want them to tell me when I meet them , I bet it’s romantic since it is French”
“Bless your heart Dicky”
Bob and Alicia pick Jack up at the airport at the begining of Christmas break. Jack had told them that’d he met his soul mate and they couldn’t wait to hear all about it
“So Jack was she a southern bell”
Jack looks down at the words scrawled across his arm “you have no idea”
Jack has known that Bittle was his soul mate ever since he met him on that first day of pre-season.
Bittle on the other hand has denied himself the fantasy of his soul mate being Jack. “Remember he is straight” He mutters to himself. Jack has always talked about his cousin Andre and how he had just broken up with his boyfriend. “It’s probably Andre I’ll meet him at some party after Jack wins the cup and we’ll fall in love”
One afternoon on a particularly hot day Bittle decides to go for a run and invites Jack to go with him. Since its so hot he’s decided to wear his new tank top.
He walks down stairs and Jack notices black lettering peeking out from under Bitty’s shirt. “Is that your mark Bittle?” He questions. Jack has never gotten a good look at it since its considered rude to read others and Bittle never sits still long enough in the locker room anyways.
“Oh this yeah, Oh! Jack do you think you would be able to translate it for me?” Bitty asks him. He removes his shirt and Jack reads the text. fourre moi dans le cul. Jack blushes remembering that first day. “It…it uh…it says your gorgeous” He stammers out..
“Thanks Jack now come on lets go” Bittle responds cheerfully.
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“Bits come on” Lardo shouts as she barges into Bitty’s room. “Wait, what the fuck” She eyes Bitty’s Mark on his back.
“What?!” He turns around worried; eyes wide.
She starts laughing. “Why does it say fourre moi ans le cul on your back?”
“Its my mark” he explains. “Jack says it means “your gorgeous””
“I get that its your mark” She starts “ But thats not what it means. Bits it means fuck me in the ass”
Bitty’s jaw drops in horror and doesn’t realize he’s moving till he’s in Jack’s room and Jack looks a little more than frightened. “Jack Laurent Zimmermann, what the fuck is wrong with you, why did you tell me the french on my back meant “your gorgeous” when you know darn well what it means” He demands
Jack Sighs and kicks off his shoe and shows Bittle his sole marked distinctly with the words Hey Y’all
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