bardofspades:

fatlardo:

Johnson has, according to the tweets, been dating the same girl since sophomore year. Headcanon: while Johnson is the metaphysical goalie of our heart, he mostly keeps track of the canon. His girl keeps track of fanon and transformative works. Together, they are unstoppable and thoroughly confusing to all others

“John, honey, do we file Kit Purrson under canon or fanon?”

“…shoot, that’s a good question.  I mean, Ngozi did mention Kent with a cat in her twitter and discussed a bit about it in the streams.”

“Right right.  But I think the cat’s name was supposed to be Kent Purrson, and the fandom renamed it to Kit somewhere down the line.  Even then, the tweets were deleted, so at most K. Purrson is Redacted Canon.”

“How about we file just file Kit under
¯_(ツ)_/¯

?”

“Works for me.”

—

“Oh my god, someone used photoshop to remove everyone’s eyebrows! It’s horrifying!
(ಠ_ಠ)

”

“Don’t you mean
(ʘ_ʘ)

“

“I love you.”

—

“This hiatus is doing a number of the fans.  It looks like they started shipping you with Bitty.”

“Yeah… I… I know…”

“Hun?  You okay?  Do you want to talk about it?”

“I’ll be fine…”

—

“Hey, Babycakes.  I know we’ve been dating for a few years now, but… what’s your name?”

“I’m pretty sure I don’t have one.  I mean, at this point I’m mostly an OFC with some canon leanings (you can argue I’m slightly more canon than Kit!).  I did get a mention in a tweet, but honestly people barely know I exist.  Although now that someone drew attention to me, I’m 110% certain someone is shipping me with Camilla right now.”

“I’m 110% okay with that”.