Could you talk about what Lily’s and James’a relationships with any daughters they had would be like?

jiilys:

• Ok so when harry is maybe two they have a girl and call her

  Eleanor

   bc its sounds fancy as hell and it’s the only name the didn’t remind
  sirius of a long lost uncles cousins dog or smth

• Lily buys her lil baby blue outfits and a pink sweater eleanor
  wears all the time but then harry gets sad bc HE wants a pink sweater so then
  BOTH of them have pink sweaters so one day james comes home in a pink sweater
  and suddenly it’s an official family thing everyone had a pink sweater

• Battle of the nicknames bc james and remus wanna call her ‘nora’
  for short but lily and sirius are team ‘ellie’ but the war is on and james is
  all ‘I helped MAKE this BABY’ and lilys like ‘WELL YEAH OK  I CARRIED THIS BABY FOR NINE MONTHS AND THEN
  PUSHED HER OUT OF MY ARSE’ and that is it bc what could you possibly say to top
  that

• Sirius and remus getting ellie a t-shirt with ‘I HAVE HOT
  UNCLES’ on it with sirius’s number written on the bottom

• Sirius and lily having competition to see who can play the
  best game of peak-a-boo and sirius wins bc hes sirius black and he was voted ‘biggest
  drama-queen’ in seventh year in both the boys AND girls division

• When ellie is two and harry is four they have another girl
  called

  Rose

   and she’s honestly the smallest person to exist and remus refuses
  to hold her for two whole weeks bc hes afraid hes going to break her

• Remus and james trying to set up the new baby crib without
  magic because LILY WE CAN TO DO THIS OK WE CAN DO STUFF WITHOUT MAGIC so they
  start and by the end of it its four hours later, remus is hitting wooden bars
  againist the window and james is holding two screws in the air and squawking ‘WHERE
  DO THESE GO’ over and over

• Eleanor starts muggle school bc lily and james want her to
  be able to read and harry potter takes his little sisters hand and leads her
  through the gate while she smiles at him bc she thinks hes the best and oh
  harry my love

• Rose being super sad bc harry and ellie are at school so
  remus comes over and they make scones and she mashes flower in his hair and he
  grins at this four year old like she’s golden

• Sirius picking his godson and honorary niece up from school
  in a motorbike while wearing badass sunglasses and harry gets so much street
  cred while ellie just runs up to sirius and he spins her around and then puts
  her down while simultaneously winking at the teacher who won’t  stop starring

• Lily and james both try to talk to rose about how she’ll be
  starting muggle school and about how she can’t do magic on accident but rose is
  like ‘mummy. Daddy. I already know this. Please leave because I am talking to
  mr snuggles’ and it turns out ‘mr snuggles’ is a giant rubber snake

• They both leave bc what the actual fuck why does she have
  that snake james I told you not to buy that for her she’s FIVE AND WHAT DO YOU
  MEAN IT WAS REMUS

• Harry james potter being nine years old and has a crush on
  sandy Connors in his class so ellie goes up to her in the middle of lunch like ‘my
  brother likes you sandy and he told me not to tell but who cares’ and then she walks
  away while harrys like ELLIE NO

• Rose getting through her first three months of school by
  doing what uncle sirius told her to. Avoiding boys and making some cool
  girlfriends who share their crayons

• Remus, james and sirius trying to have a guys night while
  lily’s out with harry and rose and then ellie walks in while they’re  playing poker and DEMANDS to learn how to play
  and james cannot believe hes teaching his eight year old daughter how to play
  poker and she’s actually BEATING HIM

• Sirius tells rose she looks ‘very pretty’ when she’s wearing
  a dress to go to Anna Brown’s birthday party and rose kisses him on the cheek
  while sirius smiles so wide

• Harry goes off to Hogwarts and james turns on the platform
  to find remus, sirius and lily all waving tearily while rosie screams ‘SEND
  BACK LOTS OF SWEETS’

• Ellie getting a muggle bike for Christmas and then uncle
  remus tries to ride it but he falls in the gutter and then uncle sirius falls
  in to because hes laughing so hard

• Lily getting rose to join girl scouts because ‘muggle exposure’
  but she gets asked to leave after just one session bc she poured glue into Janice
  Martin’s hat after she said that ‘only stupid girls have red hair’ and wow Janice
  you fucked up you fucked up bad

• Remus and ellie go school shopping because ellies about to
  go to Hogwarts and remus gets her the biggest cat he can find and sirius doesn’t
  talk to him for a week

• Ellie goes to Hogwarts and the next day james and rose break
  a window while throwing a Quaffle around and rose I won’t tell mum if you don’t
  tell mum ok deal

• Lily being a shit cook and she tries to heat up a mince pie
  with magic but instead jabs her wand so had she throws it in the sink and vows
  never to tell anyone this happened while she pulls her wand out of the drain

• Ellie being twelve years old at Hogwarts and getting the
  best transfiguration mark in the entire second year exams and proud fourteen
  year old Harry Potter going around saying ‘that’s my little sister’ while james
  potter requests special permission to come into the school so he can hold an
  awards ceremony which sirius will cater and remus will dj.

• The request is denied so they all just send howlers like ‘ELLIE
  WE’RE SO PROUD’ and ‘REMUS CRIED WHEN HE HEARD ELLIE *scuffling noises* SIRIUS
  STOP LYING YOU PRICK *kicking sound* ELLIE WE LOVE YOU *muffled swearing*’ and
  ellie is just sitting there so embarrassed with her face as red as rose’s hair

• Rose starts Hogwarts and the four of them all go home and
  get drunk because ‘all of their babies have left the nest’  and they all get so drunk that lily and james
  sing a duet of  ‘a cauldron full of hot strong
  love’ on the table while remus and sirius wave their wands in the air in unison
  and sway

• What losers I adore them 

• Fifteen year old harry hears that two kids in his year have
  stolen roses’s  potions book and by the
  time he gets there, fully ready to kick ass, he sees rose kick one of the guys
  square in the dick and then stand on tip-toe to jab her wand into the other
  guys eye

• Harrys just standing there and someone in the crowd is like ‘who
  is that kid’ and harry’s like: ‘that’s my baby sister’

• Harry in Gryffindor, Ellie in Ravenclaw and Rose in Slytherin

• Ellie going home in the summer and she’s fourteen and over
  dinner sirius is like ‘got a crush?’ and ellie says: ‘yeah I like Madison Brewer
  in my charms class’ and everyone stops for a second and then sirius is like ‘is
  she hot’ and ellies like ‘yeah’ and then they high-five across the table and
  everyone goes back to eating

• Harry gets together with ginny and rose tells her that ‘my
  brother may seem lame but once you get know him you realise he’s ever lamer’
  and ellie is just nodding in the background

• Rose throws the Quaffle so hard at the ravenclaw keeper that
  she loses three teeth except the ravenclaw keeper is ellie and GET BACK HERE
  ROSE IMMA FUCK YOU UP and it’s the first time a quiditch game has ever been
  called off because two people had landed and were hitting each other with their brooms

• Harry goes up to 13 year old jake mornan and says ‘I heard
  you like my baby sister mate and let me tell you. If you fuck her up, she will
  fuck you up’ and jake just nods bc rose is a badass princess and everyone knows
  it.

• Harry graduates and sirius gives him the keys to his motorbike
  and lily and james are like WE DID NOT DISSCUSS THIS SIRIUS CAN WE TALK TO YOU
  IN THE CORNER FOR MINUTE

• Ellie kisses melanie griffin, dominic brewer, Elliot nash, Samantha
  tart, parvati smith and tasha porter all in the space of a month. Blair krugar
  calls her ‘confused’ and ellie calls herself ‘interested in trying all options’

• And years later there is a photo of when Rosie graduated on
  the mantel and she’s smiling and beautiful standing between her dad and sirius
  who is doing bunny ears over remus’s head and lily has one arm around ellie and
  the other around harry who is bending down and oh they would have had the most
  fun in the world bc they loved each other so

• so this turned into a huge thing please send help i am a mess