i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty 🙂 🙂 🙂 Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk 🙂 🙂 You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
Yeah, you incubi think you have it bad. But gods, you wouldn’t last one fucking day as a succubus.
And I don’t care if I hurt some fey sprite’s sensitive feelings: headless horsemen are fucking gross.
Jackalopes go home. You’re just rabbits.
Werewolves need to pick a side! Human or wolf! You can’t be both!!!!
if the touch of iron does not afflict you then you don’t get to complain about mortals cooking in eggshells even if you did see the acorn before the oak! everyone thinks they’re a god damn changeling these days!!!
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