First, yes, the Malec kiss (It’s what your askbox says). Second, for the 65 questions you’re not used to, tagged as let’s see if i get any numbers, 6, 16, 28, 50, and 64.

(THE MALEC KISS IS STILL A HUGE BIG DEAL FOR ME I LOVE MY BABES SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY)

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

oh god my hair is sticking directly upright (i have a pixie cut and when i wake up it can be… interesting)

16. The last song you listened to?

… man, the man is NON-STOP, gentlemen of the jury i’m curious bear with me are you aware that we’re making history this is the first murder trial of our brand new nation, the liberty behind deliberation

28. 

You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

be kind

50. 

What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

okay EVER is a hard one because I have a lot of unusual hobbies so like I’ve spent an hour arguing about the Tudor family tree circa 1565 or whatever but TODAY my dad and I discussed the Salvation Army and apparently when he was a wee lad he’d go to camp and there was a camp song about the Salvation Army containing the phrase “throw a nickel in the drum, save another drunken bum” and it was all dirty jokes about the Salvation Army and???? what the fuck?????

64. 

What do you think about babies?

i love them they’re useless and annoying i want a million and i want to dress them in adorable little outfits and spam social media with pictures of them and wake up in the dead of night afraid that my parenting was going to fuck them up