I’m so here for President Josiah “GOD GAVE ME ONLY DAUGHTERS SO I’M ADOPTING SONS. EVERYONE IS MY SON. JOSH IS MY SON WHO TELLS HIS FRIENDS I CAN BEAT UP THEIR DADS. TOBY IS MY SON WHO I ALWAYS FIGHT WITH. SAM IS MY SON WHO’S GOING TO GROW UP JUST LIKE ME. CHARLIE IS MY YOUNGEST AND MOST PRECIOUS AND FAVOURITE SON. WILL IS NEW BUT STILL MY SON.” Bartlet.