wuqs:
wuqs:
- “jif”
my personal headcanon is worse. he doesn’t pronounce it like /dʒ/ in jiffy or like /g/ in gift. no…this francophone asshole says /ʒɪf/ like the s in measure or g in genre. come the fuck on jaques
bitty is properly horrified
you are 100% right and that was exactly what I was thinking… can you believe I literally googled “french gif” and did research before posting this awful headcanon
I’m so glad that I could combine my abilities in French linguistics and check please shitposting
jack: “bitty, how do you post a jif on twitter?”
bitty: (absentmindedly) “I don’t know, I haven’t learned that word yet. What does it mean in English?”
bitty:
bitty: wait a diddly darn second
jack: hey bits look at this mème I found
bitty: honey no