your fave is problematic: jack zimmermann

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  •  “jif” 

my personal headcanon is worse. he doesn’t pronounce it like /dʒ/ in jiffy or like /g/ in gift. no…this francophone asshole says /ʒɪf/ like the s in measure or g in genre. come the fuck on jaques

bitty is properly horrified

you are 100% right and that was exactly what I was thinking… can you believe I literally googled “french gif” and did research before posting this awful headcanon

I’m so glad that I could combine my abilities in French linguistics and check please shitposting

jack: “bitty, how do you post a jif on twitter?”

bitty: (absentmindedly) “I don’t know, I haven’t learned that word yet. What does it mean in English?”

bitty:

bitty: wait a diddly darn second

jack: hey bits look at this mème I found

bitty: honey no

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