dirkar:

@toykind said: I propose we start naming Dirk’s deaths with misleading porn titles

Just so we’re clear here you’re my enabler and it’s late enough to post this.

ALPHA MALE TAKES THICK SWORD FOR THE FIRST TIME

DESPERATE BLOND LOVES TO GIVE HEAD

VULNERABLE TEEN WANTS IT HOT AND STICKY

SEXY SUBMISSIVE COMPLETELY LOSES HIMSELF

INSATIABLE TWINK LEFT WITH GAPING HOLES

DESPERATE BLOND LOVES TO GIVE HEAD: THE SEQUEL (WITH FRIENDS)