Cute Names For Your Significant Other

memey-perfection:

• significant annoyance
• my buddy
• special guy
• mamacita
• hunk muffin
• peaches
• sack of meat
• happiness
• plaguey plaguey plaguey
  
• my doctor
• five terrible syllables
• paolo’s arms
• the Beast™
• indiana banana
• crotchkicker
• demon peach baby