ok, so, the first step towards an amazing coming out is establishing the element of surprise. to ensure said element, you need to acquire a seemingly heterosexual fake-partner to lull everyone else in your life into thinking you are the straightest heterostraight in the block.
then u need to marry them. i know, i know, it seems kind of dramatic but trust me, you need to marry your seemingly heterosexual fake-partner (or, should i say, your partner in crime). just trust me. start the process of marrying by performing a proposal.
then, you need to really make the actual coming out a surprise. establish the surprise by shocking your loved ones with your very heterosexual news. this is an ideal example situation:
ok, you’re halfway there. now you want to make sure your wedding is going to be amazing. the most important thing is to invite the highest ranking government officials of your country, all your family members and every single one of your friends. this part is vital. you have to make sure absolutely everyone comes. also, make the venue magnificent, because this is going to be one of the biggest days of your life (but not in the way everyone else thinks! [slow wink])
alright. your wedding is underway, but you don’t want to slam the big surprise to the table right away. let everyone think you’re actually going to do this.
ok, now it’s time. it’s gonna happen. this is what you’ve been building up to all this time. take some deep breaths. try to calm down. sing ‘ymca’ in your head or something. it’s time to dropthe bomb.
like you and your love interest planned, they are going to show up at this exact moment.
there they are! their face is so beautiful that you might go breathless (as demonstrated below) for a lil while but it’s ok.
you’re starting to get cold feet. your partner in crime notices this and will encourage you if needed.
YOU CAN DO THIS!!! SMOOCH!!! DO IT!!!
there you go!!!! you have officially come out of the closet!!
what i do is not up to you 